To all of my honest customers, who are happy to pay for the products you take home with you. I regretfully inform you that you will now be shopping on camera. Due to your dishonest, lying, cheating, good for nothing (except putting products in their bags/pockets/etc. and leaving without paying) counterparts, I have installed security cameras throughout the store. I can now find out, if necessary, everything you touched while you were here.
Do I really want to? No.
Has it become necessary due to incessant stealing of everything from charm packs to finished samples? Yes.
Will I be watching the cameras constantly? Only if I find something missing and want to know without a shadow of a doubt where it went.
If you are honest, you have nothing to worry about.
If you have previously walked out of my store with stolen merchandise, be afraid. Be very afraid. I will prosecute shoplifters. If not for the immorality of stealing, than for the simple reason that my daughter should not have to worry at the thought that someone might swipe her Sneaker Sack and keep it as their own. (Seriously people, the things I make are often for my kids. They have sentimental value. Make your own!)
My kids don't need that stress. Neither do I. And now, thanks to Costco and my dad, I no longer have to stress about who took my Zippy Strippy Bag, or which sample will go missing next. All I have to do is replay the camera and call the cops.
Or maybe not. Hopefully the camera is enough to make you think twice. Better yet, hopefully you're an honest shopper to begin with. Either way, I will sleep better.
(And no, it appears I haven't quite exhausted all of the favors my dad doesn't owe me!)
Thursday, September 22, 2011
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So, maybe now is a good time to tell you that I borrowed the last of your sugar last night and will no doubt be stealing a role of toilet paper as that seems to be the one thing we forget to buy but always run out of! :) Oh yeah, and I am storing a couple things in your basement.....for good reason I promise! I'll explain later.
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