Manners, According to Kylee

I should have known better! Remember Kylee's Take on God? Well, tonight at dinner I learned Kylee's take on manners.

The kids were being obnoxious (no, really, my kids???) at the table, so I decided it was a good time to review our manners. I used to do this often, but haven't done it for a long time. I decided to see what Kylee remembered, so I asked her to tell us all what manners are. Here is what she said:

"Manners are burp with your mouth closed, say excuse me, and.......go to the bathroom to fart."

I had to ask, didn't I? Like I said, I should have known better!