Yep, that's right, I've finally found the secret to fast weight loss. Here it is:
1. Have your dentist pull your lower wisdom tooth, even though you developed a serious and painful case of dry socket from the last one.
2. Go home and await the arrival of symptoms, characterized by serious mouth pain and possible swealing. Soon you'll be unable to eat anything!
3. Sit back and watch as the pounds melt away, up to 1 lb/day!!!
That's all there is to it. It worked for me, and it can work for you too! 5 lbs in 5 days and still counting!
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